翻译:康静超 校对:白羽黑鹭 英语字幕来源：tvsubtitles.net
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-都还好吗？ -挺好的 -How are we doing? -All right.
感觉挺好的？没有不舒服的感觉？ Feeling all right? No uncomfortable sensations?
-没有 还要多久？ -可能需要十到十五分钟 -No, how much longer? -Maybe 10 to 15 more minutes.
-很不错 -对啊 -Very good. -Yes.
嗯 我觉得你会对治疗很满意 Yeah. I think you'll be very happy with the treatment.
真的？ Really?
你真觉得自己可以治好我的脖子？ You actually think you're gonna fix my neck?
当然 如果你按照我说的疗程来 我保证 绝对治好你 Of course, I absolutely guarantee it if you follow my prescribed course.
-四到六周 每周两次 -嗯 -Four to six weeks, maybe twice a week. -Yeah.
请原谅我的怀疑 不过我听过这种话了 Forgive me for sounding a little cynical, but l've heard that before.
真的？ You have?
我找过很多人了 他们都说的差不多 l've been to a lot of different people. They all kind of tell me the same thing.
-真的？ -都没什么效果 -Really? -l never get any results.
我找过很多医生 按摩师 疗愈师... l've been to doctors and chiropractors and healers...
那些人管自己叫疗愈师 people who call themselves healers.
嗯 疗愈师 真是好笑 Yeah, healers. What a joke that is.
好吧 我理解你的忧虑 Well, I understand your concerns.
但是针灸由来已久... But acupuncture has been around for a long time...
在我家族也传了几百年了 and it's been in my family for several hundred years.
-是吗？ -是的 -Yeah? -Yes.
我保证你绝对能痊愈 l absolutely guarantee total recovery.
-真的？ -是的 -You do? -Yes.
好吧 我跟你说啊 我有个提议 Okay, l'll tell you what. l got a little proposition for you.
如果你能治好我的脖子 我就给你五千美元 lf you can fix my neck, l'll give you $5,000.
如果你不能的话 这些治疗费用我一分也不出 And if you can't, then I don't pay for any of the treatments.
-五千美元？ -五千美元 -$5,000? -$5,000.
-如果把你治疗痊愈？ -对 -lf I treat you and you recover? -Yep.
-如果你没有痊愈 我一分也得不到？ -你一分也得不到 -And if you do not recover, I get nothing? -You get nothing.
嗯 这是轻而易举的 但是... Well, it would be like taking candy from a baby, but....
-真的？ -是的 -Really? -Yes.
我爱你 我爱你的自信 l love you. I love your confidence.
等等 如果我真把你治好了 我要怎么知道呢？ Wait a minute now, if I cure you, how would I know if you are cured or not?
你说什么呢？你是说我不会告诉你？ What are you saying? You're saying that I wouldn't tell you?
就为了不用付钱？荒谬啊 So I wouldn't have to pay the money? That's ridiculous.
-得了吧 我可是正人君子 -这是家族传统 阁下 -Come on, l'm a man of honor. -lt's a family tradition, honor.
我家里可没有这传统 但是我会试着打破常规 lt's not in my family, but l'm trying to break the mold.
好吧 成交 All right, done.
我希望你赢 l hope you win.
拉里？ Larry?
-谢谢你 -谢谢 -Thank you. -Thanks.
你好吗？ How you doing?
-我是巴里 -嗯 -lt's Barry. -Yeah.
怎么... What the....
你不用这么看着我 用不着怜悯我 You don't have to look at me that way, no need for pity.
不 我的意思是 我只是见你在这儿工作挺惊讶的 No, I mean, l'm just shocked to see you here working.
-你在这儿干多久了？ -有一阵儿了 -How long you been doing this? -lt's been a while.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
四分之一磅的芝士和半磅的火鸡 Quarter-pound of swiss and a half-pound of turkey.
好的 All right.
你有《周六夜现场》的那些伙计们的消息吗？ Do you ever hear from any of those guys at Saturday Night Live?
嗯 有时候你会碰见 知道吧？ You know, sometimes you run into somebody, you know?
-我有时候跟埃利奥特和安迪聊天 -嗯 埃利奥特怎么样？ -l talk to Elliot and Andy occasionally. -Yeah, how's Elliot doing?
-不错 -是吗？ -Good. -Yeah?
不写剧本了？ The writing wasn't happening?
嗯 我不想再写电视剧本了 You know, l just couldn't write for TV anymore.
但是一切都挺顺利的 除了跟我爸爸有些问题 小状况 But things are going good, except for this thing with my dad, a situation.
-你记得我爸爸吧？ -嗯 -You remember my dad? -Yeah.
他去过你家 嗯 我记得 He came to your house, yeah, I remember.
嗯 他现在 就像... Yeah, he's doing this, like...
-成心要耍我似的 -如果可以 就把痰蹭我的芝士上吧 -this weird number on me -Try and put that on the swiss if you can.
-我捂住嘴了 -嗯 是啊 -l covered my mouth. -Yeah, sure.
嗯 我爸呢 现在他基本上快死了 Yeah, so, my dad is just doing this, his basically dying is what's happening.
他做了一次三路旁路搭桥手术 然后一次四路的 And he had a triple bypass, a quadruple bypass.
哇 他集齐七颗龙珠了啊 嗯 Boy, he's got seven total bases there, yeah.
他在遗嘱中给我留了钱 And he's left me the money in his will.
但是不让我从里面拿一分 你知道吗？ But he won't let me have any of it, you know?
一分钱都拿不到 直到他真的死了 Not a penny, until, like, he's actually dead.
你爸爸挺有钱呀 对吧？ Your father's got a lot of money, doesn't he?
嗯 啊 所以说... Yeah, you know, and so, it's....
-他知道你在熟食店工作？ -嗯 他当然知道 -He knows you're working in a deli? -Yeah, of course he does, yeah.
他直到自己死了才把钱给你？为什么要这样？ And won't give you the money until he dies? Why do people do that?
我也不懂了为什么非要等他死 那太疯狂了 l don't know why you have to wait until he dies. That's crazy.
你以为吧 在他最后的这段时光.... You'd think that he would want his kid to be happy...
他会想让自己孩子开心些 留个好印象 是吧? as his last memories of him, you know?
你们这花生酱卖完了吗？我找不到 Are you guys out of peanut butter here? Because I can't find it.
嘿 我问你件事儿 Hey, let me ask you something.
你今天会来这儿简直不可思议 真是帮大忙了 lt's amazing that you came in here today. lt could really help me out.
我需要借五千美元 l need to borrow $5,000.
你当然需要了 Of course you do.
-那样儿我就能... -嗯 当然 -So I can... -Yeah, of course.
你知道的 只要他人一走 我就能还你钱了 l'll be able to pay you back as soon as he, you know, as he goes.
嗯 你觉得那要等多久？ Yeah, when do you expect that'll be?
很快 Very soon.
好吧 你看我说的对不对 Okay, tell me if I got this right.
-你给了针灸师五千美元？ -嗯 -You gave $5,000 to the acupuncturist? -Yeah.
又给了巴里韦纳那个傻逼五千美元？ And $5,000 to that asshole, Barry Weiner?
傻逼 Asshole.
三个小时里 你扔出了一万美元 So, in the last three hours, you've given away $10,000.
嗯 这不是很准确 Yeah, that's not quite accurate.
我还没有给那个针灸师钱 他得治好我的脖子 l haven't paid the acupuncturist yet. He has to cure my neck.
如果他真治好了 我很愿意给他钱 And l'll be happy to give it to him if he does.
韦纳的爸爸有心脏病... And Weiner's father has a heart condition...
应该活不了多久了 到时候他就会还我钱了 and he's not supposed to live that long, and then he'll give me the money back.
我不知道你为什么叫他傻逼 他是吗？ l don't know why you call him an asshole. ls he?
-他不是傻逼 他只是腼腆而已 -不 他不腼腆 -He's not an asshole, he's just shy. -No, he's not shy.
他觉得自己比谁都聪明... He thinks he's smarter than everybody else...
-他就坐那儿说三道四的 -不 他没有 他只是害羞 -and he sits there and he judges -No, he doesn't, he's just shy.
害羞和傻逼你分不清了 朋友 lt's just that you got shy-asshole confusion, my friend.
-不 我不这么觉得 朋友 -嗯 我是这么觉得 -No, I don't think so, my friend. -Yes, I think so.
人们伸着手向你要 你就不能拒绝？ People come to you with their hands out, you can't say no?
我很难拒绝 l have trouble saying no.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
因为你是个娘们儿 我只是说句实话 'Cause you're a pussy. l'm just being frank.
可能我很友好 娘们和友好你分不清了 Maybe l'm nice. You have nice-pussy confusion.
可能我只是友好 Maybe l'm just nice.
他还邀请我们去他老婆的惊喜生日派对... And he invited us to his wife's surprise birthday party...
我也不能拒绝 and I couldn't say no to that either.
你好 拉里大卫的花 Hey there, flowers for Larry David.
谢丽儿 有人送我花 Cheryl, somebody sent me flowers.
这是你的情妇送你的吗 你没跟我提过？ Are those from your mistress and you haven't told me?
-嗯 我倒想呢 -谢谢 -Yeah, I wish. -Thanks.
你没有给他五千美元的小费吗？ Did you give him a $5,000 tip?
这真是奇怪 This is really bizarre.
花 Flowers.
-谁会给你送花呢？ -我不知道 -Who would send you flowers? -l don't know.
挺漂亮 They're pretty.
"希望你喜欢这美丽的兰花 三浦" ''Enjoy these beautiful orchids. Kazu.''
-三浦是谁？ -那个针灸师 -Who's Kazu? -The acupuncturist.
那个针灸师为什么送你花呢？ Why is the acupuncturist giving you flowers?
我不知道 l don't know.
嗯 你知道吗 他在熟食店工作 真是... So, you know, working in the deli, it was just....
看见他那样儿让我挺沮丧的 lt was depressing to see him like that.
你知道吗 你知道他在那儿工作吗？ Did you even know, did you know he was working there?
我不知道他在熟食店工作 l didn't know he was working in the deli.
他跟我有保持着联系 但是没让我知道熟食店的事儿 He keeps in contact with me. He doesn't let me know that stuff.
天啊 "要不是受到上帝的恩泽 你应该也是如此" Boy. ''There, but for the grace of God, go you.''
-我也如此 你不是吗？ -不 我不是 -Go me, not you? -No, not me.
嗯 我也如此 Yeah, go me.
他邀请我下周四晚上参加他老婆的生日惊喜派对 He invited me to a surprise party next Thursday night for his wife.
-你也去吗？ -嗯 我会接上你 一起去 -You're going? -Yeah, l'll pick you up, we'll go together.
嗯 你怎么看我收到兰花这件事呢？ So, what do you think of this whole orchid thing?
我觉得这像是日本同性恋的举动 l think it's some sort of Japanese gay thing.
-真的? -嗯 -Really? -Yeah.
有些奇怪 lt's a little strange.
因为这事儿 我都不知道会不会回去找他了 l don't know if l'll even go back to him 'cause of this.
换做你呢？我不知道 你会回去吗？ Would you? I don't know. Would you go back?
我觉得 这事儿很怪 我不会回去的 l mean, that's a weird thing. l wouldn't go back.
我问你个问题 Let me ask you a question.
在日本 一个男人送另一个男人兰花 很普遍吗？ ls it common in Japan for a man to send another man orchids?
一个专业人员？ A professional man?
医生啊 或是... Doctor, or a....
我就知道 你开始问他就是个错误 l knew you'd open up a can of worms just by starting to ask him.
-整个中午他都很古怪 -到底是怎么回事？ -He's been weird all lunch. -What the hell?
-我也不知道啥意思 -什么情况？ -l don't know what that was. -What was that?
-那是个怪人 -我怕是让他往事涌上心头了 -That guy's a freak. -l think I struck a chord.
-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你 -Good to see you. -Good to see you.
-有日子没见了 -这是我的经纪人杰夫格林 -lt's been a few days. -This is my manager, Jeff Greene.
-杰夫 很高兴见到你 -常听他提起你 -Jeff, nice to meet you. -Heard a lot about you.
房地产律师 我死后他会处理我的房产... The estate lawyer, he's gonna handle my estate when I die...
我把财产都留给你 and I leave you all my money.
你如果这么打算的 谢丽儿得恨死我 Have you worked it out that way? Cheryl will love me.
-你今天不上班吗？ -嗯 我正要回去了 -You're not working today? -Yeah, l'm going back right now.
-你穿这身衣服是怎么回事？ -星期五便装日 -What's with the outfit? -lt's Casual Friday.
-我不喜欢星期五便装日 -你是谁 我老妈？ -l don't like this Casual Friday. -What are you, my mother?
你知道吗 你侵入了我的领地 You know, you're encroaching in my territory.
我就是想让你们这种人觉得不自在 l want you people to be uncomfortable all the time.
如果你不喜欢 星期二裸奔日的时候过来看看 lf you don't like this, you should come by on Naked Tuesdays.
嗯 星期二裸奔日 你看？他是个有趣的律师 Yeah, Naked Tuesdays. See? He's a funny lawyer.
-好了 我得走了 很高兴见到你 -好吧 回见 -All right, I gotta go. Okay, nice to meet you. -All right, l'll see you.
周二见 l'll see you Tuesday.
星期五便装日 烦人 Casual Friday. Pisses me off.
我跟你说啊 以后周一都会成便装日的 l'm telling you, soon it's going to be Casual Monday.
五到十年后 Five to 10 years.
这就是我们的趋势 这会变得很糟糕的 That's the direction we're heading. lt's gonna be a sad state of affairs.
像你那样的人会穿得像我一样四处游荡 People like you walking around like people like me.
-这可不好 -我肯定不会的 -lt's no good. -l'll never do it.
嗯 等会你尝尝这儿的弗朗贝 我跟你说啊... Yeah, wait'll you taste this flambé, l'm telling you...
弗朗贝(flambé)：一类菜品，做法是肉上浇酒后点燃烤制
-真是绝了 -拉里 这就是我们来这儿的原因 -it is sensational. -Larry, that's why we came.
来了 真漂亮 Here we go. Beautiful.
我给你在 ABC 安排了次会议 So, I got a meeting set up for you at ABC.
-还得跟朱莉娅确定一下日期 -好的 -Just got to confirm a date with Julia. -Okay.
-哦 我的天 -上帝啊！ -Oh, my God. -Jesus!
-亲爱的？ -怎么? -Honey? -What?
-杰夫在哪呢？ -我不知道啊 -Where's Jeff? -l don't know.
-他应该十五分钟前就到了 -我知道 -He should've been here 15 minutes ago. -l know.
还有 我们为什么坐他车去？ Why are we even riding with him anyway?
我不知道 他问我要不要接上咱们 l don't know, he asked me if he could pick us up.
你又一次不能拒绝 And you couldn't say no.
听着 我觉得咱们别跟他一起去了 Listen, I think we should just go without him.
他... 我确定... He'll, l'm sure...
-他来了 -他来了 好吧 我们走吧 -There he is. -There he is. Okay, let's get going.
-嗨 谢谢 -瞧瞧 你真美 -Hi. Thank you. -Look how pretty you look.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
-你也穿的挺美 -我是个美丽的小姑娘 -You look pretty, too. -l'm a pretty little girl.
拉里！ Larry!
你干嘛呢？怎么这么半天？ What are you doing? What took you so long?
我房间的送餐服务晚到了 咋了嘛？ Room service was late with my food. What do you want?
不用 No.
-你不能穿那个 -什么 为什么？ -You're not wearing that. -What, why?
你不能穿牛仔裤去参加派对 You're not wearing jeans to this party.
-这不是牛仔裤 是灯芯绒的裤子 -是一个意思 -They're not jeans, they're corduroy pants. -That's the same thing.
蓝色的汗衫和黑夹克也不行 And a blue sweatshirt and a black jacket, no.
-蓝色配黑色 不好看？ -不好看 你得换一下 -Blue and black, that's no good? -That's no good. You need to change.
从什么时候开始蓝色不能配黑色了？ Since when is blue and black no good?
这个请你相信我 你去换一下吧 快点儿 Trust me on this one, please. You're gonna have to change. And quickly.
-不好看 -太糟了 -You look terrible. -lt's awful.
我可能得换件你那样的荧光绿T恤 混蛋 Maybe I have a lime-green T-shirt like yours to put on, asshole.
荧光绿T恤怎么了？ What's wrong with a lime-green T-shirt?
-没事儿 挺好看的 -谢谢 -No, it looks good. -Thank you.
不 我完全... No, I completely....
-该死 -哦 我的天 -Shit. -Oh, my God.
-谢丽儿 -嗨 卡罗尔 -Cheryl. -Hi, Carol.
天啊 我不知道该抱谁了 My God, I don't know who to hug.
-嗨 很高兴见到你 -我希望... -Hi, so good to see you. -l hope....
嗯 我上次落下...我上次在熟食店 Yeah, I left my sun.... l was in the deli the other day.
我把太阳镜落那儿 我过来取一下 l left my sunglasses there and I came by to pick them up.
哦 我的天 这太奇怪了 Oh, my gosh. This is so bizarre.
-你捡到了 对吧？ -嗯 -So, you got them, right? -Yeah.
你们先走吧？你们两个进去 我们在这里等会儿 Why don't you go? You know, you two go in, we'll wait here.
那是什么？ What is that?
今天是我的生日 lt's my birthday.
-这就是我们送你礼物的原因 -他跟我们说了 今天是你的生日 -That's why we got you a birthday gift. -He told us it was your birthday.
因为他跟我说了 你今天生日 'Cause he told me it was your birthday.
我知道我得过来取太阳镜... So, I knew I would stop by for the sunglasses and l....
这是我们三个人的心意 lt's from the three of us.
-屋里有生日惊喜派对 -亲爱的 -There's a surprise party in that house. -Honey.
你要办生日惊喜派对？什么 你没有邀请我们？ You're having a surprise party? What, you didn't invite us?
-很抱歉 卡罗尔 -他换衣服给耽误了 -l'm so sorry, Carol. -He had to change his outfit.
你太自私了 You are so selfish.
哟吼！ Surprise!
嗯 很棒 谢谢 Yeah, great, thanks.
开心了？ Happy?
你都知道了？怎么了? You knew? What happened?
拉里换衣服耽误了... Larry had to change his outfit...
花了超级长时间 and it was just a tremendous amount of time.
他吃饭耽误了 你们知道吗... He had to eat, you know...
一顿晚餐吃了两个小时 have a big dinner for two hours.
哦 我的天... Oh, my God, just...
在酒店一坐 吃了一顿该死的大餐 Sit down, have a big fucking meal in the hotel.
你相信他们吗？你相信他们对我做了什么吗？ Do you believe them? Do you believe what they did to me?
我是说 六十万人 l mean, 600,000 people.
内战时死了六十万人 600,000 people died in the Civil War.
为了什么 为了保卫联邦政府？ And for what, to save the Union?
他们为什么要保卫联邦政府？谁在乎呢？ Why did we want to save the Union? Who cares?
我不知道 也不在乎 l don't know, I don't care.
保卫联邦政府有什么重要的？你需要南部吗？ What is important about saving the Union? Do you need the South?
-你做什么工作？ -我在NRDC工作 -What do you do? -l do a lot of work for the NRDC.
NDRC?那是个什么？ NRDC? What the hell is that?
自然资源保护委员会 The Natural Resources Defense Council.
-你是环保主义者 -是的 你可以这么说 -You're an environmentalist? -l am. I guess you could say that.
-那真不错 -谢谢 -That's wonderful. -Thank you.
我是说 我希望我那没用的儿子可以做这类工作... l mean, I wish my worthless son could get into something like that...
-但是不行 没什么可能 -不是的 -but no, there's no chance of that. -No.
你能相信我老婆非让我换衣服吗... Do you believe my wife made me change clothes...
在我来之前？她不喜欢我那套衣服 before I came here? She didn't like my outfit.
-不过 你看起来不错 -我今晚没有得到着装许可 -You look good, though. -l didn't get outfit approval tonight.
-你有吗？着装许可？ -嗯 -Do you get that? Outfit approval? -Yeah.
他们要认可你的着装 我听她的了 They got to approve your outfit. l listened to her.
-我的确上楼换衣服了 -是啊 -l actually went up to change. -Right.
这是我们迟到的原因之一 That's one of the reasons that, you know, we were late.
因为我听了她的话 'Cause I listened to her.
如果没在为了环保 那么我们就在为钱而战... lf not for the environment, then we're fighting to get money...
-从而让我们能为环保而战 -钱？你总会需要钱的 -so we can fight for the environment. -Money? You always need money.
-这是个非营利性组织 所以... -你从没给我打过电话 -lt's a non-profit organization, so.... -You never called me.
-是的 没有 我不认识你呀 -你知道吗 我不穷的 -No, I didn't. I didn't know you -You know, l'm not poor.
-是吗 -是 -You aren't? -No.
-韦纳先生 我们应该谈谈 -叫我C.D. -Mr. Weiner, maybe we should talk. -Call me C.D.
C.D.是什么意思？ What does C.D. stand for?
我们来看啊 他可能是指"保证金" Let's see. lt might stand for ''certified deposit''.
-捐给自然资源保护委员会 -这话我爱听 -For the NRDC. -l like the sound of that.
-嗯 -嗯 -Yes. -Yes.
你想要吃个午餐吗？ You want to have lunch?
我们会聊聊怎么安排我的捐助事宜？ And we'll talk about how we can arrange maybe my contributing something?
哦 我的天 那太好了 Oh, my gosh, that would be wonderful.
但是我们不只是聊钱的事儿 But we're not just gonna talk about money.
-当然不会 -我们会聊聊彼此 -Of course not. -We'll talk about each other.
-嗯 -我想要了解你 -Okay. -l'd like to get to know you.
我也想了解你 l'd like to get to know you, too.
哦 我的天 你要让我犯心脏病了 Oh, my God, you're gonna give me another heart attack.
快停吧 韦纳先生 Stop it, Mr. Weiner.
-哦 我的天！ -哦 天哪 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my goodness.
你太迷人 太美丽了 You're so charming and beautiful.
我不知道那个笨蛋怎么娶得上你 l don't know how that schlep ever married you.
-我也不知道 -是吗？ -Me neither. -No?
你知道我什么意思 You know what I mean.
我觉得我知道你什么意思 l think I do know what you mean.
我是真心的 l mean it very sincerely.
-你还记得巴里的父亲吧？ -当然 你好吗？ -You remember Barry's father? -l sure do. How you doing?
-你好吗？ -不错 -How are you? -Good.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
抱歉我要去个卫生间 拉里 你坐这里吧？ Please excuse me to the ladies' room. Larry, why don't you have a seat here?
-跟韦纳先生聊聊 -你会回来 对吧？ -And chat with Mr. Weiner. -You will be back, though?
-我会回来 -因为他代替不了你 -l will be back. -'Cause he can't fill in for you.
是的 他不行 但是他会尽力的 我马上回来 No, he can't. But he'll do his best. l'll be right back.
-你得赶紧回来 -嗯 -You'll come right back. -Yeah.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
真是享受 哦 天啊 What a treat. Oh, God.
在日本 是不是有这样的习俗... ls it a custom in Japan...
一个男人送... for a man to send...
给另一个男人兰花？ orchids to another man?
比如专业人员 做专业工作的人... Like a professional, someone who's a professional...
医生 牙医或针灸师？ a doctor or a dentist or an acupuncturist?
我怎么会知道那是什么该死的意思？ Now, how the hell would I know what that means?
我不了解日本人的事 l don't know what they do in Japan.
据我所了解的日本 他们可能会肛交 They might take it up the ass for all I know in Japan.
你是向我问什么呢？愚蠢的问题 What are you asking me for? lt's a stupid question.
-你最近干什么呢？ -我最近在... -So, what are you doing these days? -l'm working on a....
实际上 我在给茱莉亚路易斯-德利法斯写一个新剧 Actually, a new show for Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
-《宋飞正传》那个？ -嗯 -From Seinfeld? -Yeah.
你逗我呢吧 You got to be kidding me.
-你怎么认识她的？ -我在那个剧组工作 -How do you know her? -l worked on the show.
什么剧？《宋飞正传》？ What show? Seinfeld?
-嗯 《宋飞正传》 -你做什么？ -Yeah, Seinfeld. -What did you do?
-我是创作者之一 -你一定大赚了一笔 -l was the co-creator. -You must have made a bundle.
是啊 l did okay.
-你个幸运的混蛋 -是啊 我是很幸运 -You're a lucky bastard. -l am, l'm very lucky.
我跟你说啊 And l'll tell you something.
我很幸运有个如此支持我的老爸... l'm lucky that I had a father who was so supportive of me...
因为没有他的话 不可能取得这些成果 because without him it never would have happened.
我当时在一家干洗店工作 我没跟他说 l was working in a dry cleaner. l didn't tell him.
我没钱 但是我需要维持生计 l had no money, but I needed to support myself.
有一天 他发现了 And then one day, he found out about it....
接下来我记得 他对我说 "听着 我有的是钱 Next thing I knew, he said to me, ''Listen, I got a lot of money.
"我死后 这些钱肯定会给你 ''l'm gonna give you this money anyway, after I die.
"现在先给你一些吧" ''Let me give you some now.''
-你老爸去世前就给你钱了？ -是的 没错 -Your father left you money before he died? -Yes, he did.
他把留给我的遗产中的四分之一先给我了... He gave me a quarter of what I was gonna get in the will...
这就帮助我走出困境 开始创作 and that enabled me to go out and start writing.
如果没有他 我不可能编写《宋飞正传》的 l never would have gotten Seinfeld if not for him.
他来的时候 我可以把冰箱里放上食物 l was able to put food in the refrigerator, when he came over...
他能吃到好东西 he had great things to eat.
我用那些钱买了躺椅 大屏电视 l bought a Barcalounger, a big-screen TV with the money.
他来我家的时候 就可以坐上放松一下 When he'd come over to my house, he could sit and relax.
他为什么非要等到去世才给我钱？太荒谬了 Why should he wait until he's dead to give me the money? lt's ridiculous.
听着 别说了 Listen, put a sock in it.
我要抓紧了 你认识房地产律师吗？ l got to move fast. Do you know of an estate lawyer?
我的律师现在在阿卡普尔科 我急需房地产律师 My lawyer's in Acapulco. l need an estate lawyer right away.
嗯 我认识一个很棒的房地产律师 祖尔雷诺斯 Yeah, I know a great estate lawyer. Joel Reynolds.
我之前碰到过他 l ran into him the other day.
-雷诺斯 他在哪儿？ -他在圣莫尼卡 -Reynolds. Where is he? -He's in Santa Monica.
雷诺斯麦凯公司 他很棒的 Reynolds and McKay, he's great.
-他擅长房地产？ -很棒的 -He's good with estates? -He's terrific.
遗嘱认证什么的？我得赶紧变更遗嘱... Probate and that kind of stuff? l gotta make a change right away...
我等不了我的律师了 and I can't wait for my lawyer.
感谢你介绍的律师 我爱你老婆 Thank you for the lawyer. And I love your wife.
变更什么呢？你在说什么呢？ What kind of change? What are you talking about?
你早晚会知道的 You'll find out.
我不知道 谢丽儿 他可能会捐助 l don't know, Cheryl. Maybe he'll make a contribution.
最坏也就是你跟他一起飞去墨西哥... The worst that can happen is you'll fly to Mexico with him...
拿着巨额支票回来 and come back with a big check.
你们在哪儿吃午餐？是那个日料店 Where are you meeting for lunch? That's the Japanese restaurant.
上周我和杰夫就在那吃的 l was there with Jeff last week.
巴里韦纳来了 Barry Weiner's here.
好了 听着 从他身上尽可能的多捞点儿钱 All right, listen, get as much money as you can from him.
拿出你的魅力 嗯 拜拜 Be charming. Okay, goodbye.
你干了什么？你搞什么鬼？ What did you do? What the hell did you do?
你跟我老爸说了干洗店的事儿？ Did you tell my father some story about a dry cleaner?
我跟他说我在干洗店工作 我爸爸发现了... l told him that I worked in a dry cleaner, and my father found out about it...
他没有去世后才给我钱 and instead of giving me the money after he died...
在那之前他就把钱给了我 he gave it to me before he died.
你跟谢丽儿的小阴谋得逞了 Your little conspiracy with Cheryl worked.
他把我从遗嘱里剔除了 拉里 He cut me out of the will, Larry.
他觉得我怂恿你去说的 现在呢 他把我从遗嘱里剔除了... He thinks that I put you up to it, and now he's cut me out of the will...
他把所有钱都给了NDRC and given all his money to NDRC.
-NRDC -NRDC 不管它是什么鬼东西 -NRDC. -NRDC, whatever the hell it is.
就是你和谢丽儿计划的 你们的小阴谋 Just like you and Cheryl planned, your little conspiracy.
为什么？昨晚我跟他讲完 他走的时候... But why? When he left last night after the story...
他说他要找个律师 he said he was going to get a lawyer.
-他要我推荐律师 -你推荐的律师 -He wanted the name of a lawyer. -The lawyer that you gave him.
他现在来了 拉里 He's down there right now, Larry.
他现在来了 把我该死的人生丢进了抽水马桶里 He is down there flushing my fucking life down the toilet.
多亏了你的帮助 他现在正在这么做 That's what he's doing now, thanks to your help.
-你好 雷诺斯麦凯公司 -嗯 好的 -Hello, Reynolds and McKay. -Okay, all right.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
你好 先生 我是祖尔雷诺斯 Hello, sir, Joel Reynolds.
-你是祖尔雷诺斯？ -是的 -You're Joel Reynolds? -Yes, I am.
-请坐 先生 -嗯 待会儿 -Would you like to have a seat, sir? -Yeah, in a minute.
我有点儿迷糊 l'm a little puzzled.
你穿的这事什么？这是万圣节派对 或是别的？ What's this outfit? ls it a Halloween party, or what?
-我懂了 今天是便装星期五 -便装星期五？什么意思？ -l know, it's Casual Friday. -Casual Friday? What does that mean?
意思是我们可以穿得像在家一样 That means we just dress like we would at home.
-但是你不在家 -嗯 但是今天是便装星期五 所以... -But you're not at home. -No, but it is Casual Friday, so....
我知道 你跟我说了 你们在便装星期五都干什么？ l know, you told me that already. What do you do on Casual Friday?
我们就来公司 干活儿 但是穿得很随意 We just come in, do our work. But we dress casually.
-我不喜欢 -一周中的一天而已 -l don't like it. -lt's just one day of the week.
我不管你一天还是半天 我不喜欢 l don't give a damn if it's half a day a week. l don't like it.
我来这变更遗嘱 涉及一大笔钱 l'm here to change my will. A lot of money is involved.
-对我来说很重要 -我们不会随意处理的 -lt's very important to me. -We wouldn't treat you casually.
那你为什么穿得这么随意？ Then why the hell you dress that way?
我想让你在处理我的事物时 保持最佳状态 l want you to be on cutting edge whenever you're handling my business.
-这就是最佳状态 -别废话了 -This is cutting edge. -l don't need this crap.
你看起来像个该死的牛仔 你是JR 祖尔雷诺斯 不是吗？ You look like a fucking cowboy. You're J.R., Joel Reynolds, right?
-听着 我们... -你是达拉斯人 不是洛杉矶 -Look, we... -You belong in Dallas, not LA.
抱歉 拜托 l'm sorry, please.
嗯 你应该抱歉 因为你失去了我的这个客户 Yeah, you should be sorry because you just lost my account.
你去跟别人吵吧 You go wrangle somebody else's.
非常感谢 狗娘养的 Thank you very much. Son of a bitch.
如果你周一或者周二来的话... lf you come back on a Monday or a Tuesday....
你得去跟他说 告诉他我没有怂恿你去做这事儿 You gotta talk to him and tell him I didn't put you up to that.
你跟说服他 我真是完蛋了 You have to convince him. l'm totally screwed.
等 等一下 Wait, hold on.
我是丸山先生办公室的凯思琳 This is Kathleen calling from Dr. Muriyama's office.
我打电话过来确认您的针灸预约时间 I'm calling to confirm your acupuncture appointment.
不 我不用做了 No, I can't do it.
好的 丸山先生就是想要了解您感觉如何 Okay, the doctor just wants to know how you're feeling.
-好些了 -那挺好的 -l'm better. -That's good.
您想要再安排一次治疗吗？ Would you like to schedule another session?
-不 现在不用 -好的 谢谢 大卫先生 -No. Not now. -Okay, thank you, Mr. David.
好的 Okay.
你得去一趟 你得做点儿什么 You got to get down there. You got to do something.
你晚些会和我老婆在那家日料店吃午餐 He's supposed to have lunch with my wife at this Japanese restaurant later.
你是唯一一个能补救这事儿的人 你知道吗？ You're the only one that can fix it, you know?
-你得跟他聊聊 -该死 -You have to talk to him. -Shit.
我只是想帮个忙 l was just trying to be helpful.
韦纳先生 我觉得我不能再喝清酒了 Mr. Weiner, I don't think l should have anymore Sake.
-不 你得喝 -也许可以等会儿 -No, you should. -Maybe after.
因为这是为这顿高级日料的开开胃 Because it's a wonderful preface to a great Japanese meal.
-来 -好吧 -Come on. -Okay.
-我觉得我们可以继续点餐了 -当然 我们会点餐的 -l think we should go ahead and order then. -We will order, certainly.
但是 我有个消息告诉你 首先呢 吃点儿 But I have some news for you. First, a little slice.
拉里？ Larry?
-你来这干嘛呢？ -我过来为昨晚的事道歉... -What are you doing here? -l just came to apologize for last night...
让你知道我没有被你儿子怂恿... and just to let you know that your son did not put me up...
去说我跟你说的那些事... to say any of that stuff that I said to you about....
-他没有？ -没有 他没有 -He didn't? -No, he didn't.
他不应该因为我说的话被处罚... And he shouldn't be punished as a result of what I did on....
为什么 你个该死的... Why, you shit....
-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你 哈喽 -Nice to see you. -Nice to see you. Hello.
嗨 卡罗尔 很抱歉 Hi, Carol. l'm so sorry.
各位 这是拉里大卫 Everybody, this is Larry David.
我们以前一起在《周六夜现场》做写手 We used to write together on Saturday Night Live.
很久以前了 A long time ago.
-这是他的夫人 谢丽儿 -嗨 -Here's his wife, Cheryl. -Hi.
这是杰夫格林 杰夫以前是我的经纪人 And this is Jeff Greene. Jeff used to be my manager.
太突然了 难以预料 So sudden, unexpected.
拉里 你记得我的表弟吧 道格 周四那次派对？ Larry, you remember my cousin, Doug, from the party, Thursday?
-当然 嗨 道格 -嗨 -Sure. Hi, Doug. -Hi.
拉里是最后一个看到他生前样子的人 Larry was the last person to see him alive.
-严格地说 是那个服务员 -所以说 你就是那个人？ -Technically, it was the waiter. -So, you're the one?
-你做什么？ -我是卖纽扣的 -So, what do you do? -l'm a button man.
-卖纽扣？ -是的 我把纽扣卖给针织剪裁市场 -Button man? -Yes, I sell buttons to the cut-up trade.
-服装加工商 -我有个关于肚脐眼的故事跟你说 -Garment manufacturers. -l got a bellybutton story for you.
我最好的朋友十五年前生了个小孩 我是教父 My best friend had a baby 15 years ago, and I was the godfather.
我在产房里 他叫我来剪脐带 l was in the delivery room, he asked me to cut the umbilical cord...
我不确定 我算是给搞砸了... and I don't know, l kind of botched it somehow...
把肚脐眼给弄坏了... and mangled the whole bellybutton...
现在那个孩子都不跟我说话... and now the kid won't even talk to me, it's....
真是悲伤的故事 请原谅 That's a sad story. Excuse me.
拉里 Larry.
-谢谢 -后退 伙计 你都贴到我脸上了 -Thank you. -Back up, man, you're right in my face.
-好的 -什么？ -Okay. -What?
给你 我跟你说过 这周不要兑现 There it is. I told you. Don't cash it for week.
有点儿尴尬啊 This is a little awkward.
我跟你说过他死了就还你钱 你做到了 l told you you'd get it as soon as he died, and you made it happen.
-我没有做任何事 -你算是做到了 -l didn't make anything happen. -You kind of did.
太棒了 拉里 你把钱拿回去了 That's just great, Larry, you got your money back.
-什么？ -支票 -What? -The check.
什么支票？你在说什么呢？ What check? What are you talking about?
拉里借给巴里五千美元 Larry lent Barry $5,000.
条件是 如果老爸去世了... The condition was, when his dad passed away...
-他就能把钱拿回来 -不好意思 没有这个条件 -he would get the money back. -Excuse me, there was no condition.
我懂了 你拿了五千美元 你是个赏金猎人啊 l get it. You took $5,000. You're a bounty hunter.
-你因为五千美元谋杀了我叔叔 -得了吧 拜托 -You murdered my uncle for $5,000. -Come on, please.
-你知道他有心脏病 -我没有... -You knew he had a heart condition. -l didn't...
你为什么要把向他泼水？ Why did you have to throw the water at him?
-我没有向他泼水 是那个服务员... -你说谎 -l didn't throw the water at him, the waiter...-You're lying.
那个服务员向他泼水 我没有... The waiter threw the water at him. I didn't....
我们应该...杰夫！我们走吧 We should get.... Jeff! Let's go.
你走不了了 你杀了我叔叔 你这个谋杀犯！ You're not going anywhere. You killed my uncle, you murderer!
-停下！ -我的脖子 -Stop it! -My neck.
放开他！ Let go of him!
三浦丸山医生 针灸
-拉里先生 -嗨 -Larry-San. -Hi.
-那是谁？ -我很幸运 是我老婆 -Who was that? -l got lucky. My wife.
-你老婆？ -是的 -Your wife? -Yes.
多迷人啊？真不错 How do you like that? Good for you.
非常感谢 你好吗？ Thank you very much. How are you?
有个人把我来了一次锁头 我现在严重了 Somebody got me in a headlock. l am much worse.
-我觉得我们可以做点儿什么 -你是个自信的人 -l think we can do something about that. -You're a very confident man.
-嗯？ -你真的很自信 -Yeah? -You really are.
那么 你想要再订一次协议吗？ Say, would you like to make another deal on that one?
你什么意思 再订一次？ What do you mean, another one?
你上次已经欠我五千美元了 You already owe me $5,000 for the other one.
你可能想要找个机会把钱赢回去吧？ Would you like a chance to get it back, maybe?
我怎么会欠你五千美元？ How do I owe you $5,000?
我没有欠你五千美元 你说什么呢？ l don't owe you $5,000. What are you talking about?
我的接待员给你打了电话 跟你在电话里说了 My receptionist called you and talked to you on the phone.
你跟他说 她告诉我的 你说你好些了 You told her, and she told me, that you said that you were better.
我说... l said....
嗯 她问我感觉如何 我说 "好些了" Yeah, she asked me how I was feeling. l said, ''Better.''
比之前好些了 不是100%好了... Better than before, not 100%% better...
不是全好了 只是好些了 not all better, but better.
好些了？在我治疗过后 你好了 对吧？ Better? After I treated you, you were better, right?
在英语中 "好些了"不是指好了 不是完全好了 我不需要... ln English, ''better'' doesn't mean better, completely better. I don't need a....
这有点儿乱 语言混乱 There's a confusion here, a language confusion.
好些了不是全好了 只是好些了 Better is not all better, it's better.
拉里先生 等一些 你说好些了 Larry-San, wait a minute, you said better.
好些了就是好了呀 你说你好些了 Better is better, you said you were better.
听我说 拉里先生... Listen, Larry-San...
这会让我的家族蒙羞的 this will cause me some great shame with my family.
大家都知道这个协议 我的雇员 我的客户 Everyone knows about this agreement. My employees, my business.
我们以君子之名立下协议 We made an agreement as men of honor.
你欠我五千美元 我治好了你！ You owe me $5,000. I made you feel better!
你打算怎么支付呢？ So, how do you intend to pay?
我有支票... l have a check...
给我开的五千美元的支票 made out to me for $5,000.
我可以转给你 l can endorse it over to you.
-一周之内不要兑现 -一周？ -Don't cash it for a week. -For a week?
当然 我需要你的带有照片的证件 Of course, l'll need a picture lD.
我收到了兰花 So, I got the orchids.
它们真美 感谢你送给我 They were so nice. Thank you for sending them.
你给所有病人都送？送他们兰花？ Something you do for all your patients? Send them orchids?
日本古代习俗 Ancient Japanese custom.
翻译:康静超 校对:白羽黑鹭 英语字幕来源：tvsubtitles.net